Do you have a big ass? Can I see it?
Yes obviously and no.
Promote me?
No.
Are you black?
No, clearly I am white if you looked at my pictures on my personal blog.
Why didn’t you post my submission?
It was probably too similar to something that I already posted. It doesn’t matter that you reworded it or changed a word, if it’s still the same general idea I’m not going to remake it.
When will you post my submission?
Making submissions takes me a long time. If I have a large amount of time (which is hard to come by seeing as I’m a senior at a rigorous high school), I usually do them in bulk. After I make them I queue them. They usually remain in the queue for a few days. Have patience
-anonymous “hate” of some kind-
Don’t even bother wasting your time or mine because it’s just getting deleted as of now.
I love your blog! I can really relate. Everything is so true, etc.
Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate all these messages. I just don’t want to overload my followers with things they haven’t subscribed to see. If you message me un-anon, I will gladly respond to you privately.
How can I tell if I have a big ass?
You probably have at least an ass of some kind if you can relate to a few of these posts. The more you can relate to, the bigger your ass probably is. Also you can kind of tell by people’s comments and the way they treat you.
What qualifies as a “big ass”?
It varies from person to person depending on your body. I am in no position to say what is a “big ass” and what isn’t.
Is there one of these for big boobs?
http://big-titty-problems.tumblr.com/
If I haven’t answered your question, please go to my ask box!

